AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH

The Inconvenient Truth for Gore haters is that Al Gore does not have a RECYCLED STICK UP HIS ASS! Gore's new Global Warning Movie "An Inconvenient Truth" proves that Gore has Copious Charisma. Yes, Republicans I know you think we've entered the Bizarro Universe of Superman lore, but you're just going to have to accept it. AL GORE IS NOW COOL! The movie is very informative, funny, and exceedingly well done.

Before the movie started, I decided to do my part for the environment and announced to the Audience that I was going to talk to the management to have the AC shut off in the theater to help save the planet (No. 7 On Gores 10 Thing To Do List- Adjust your thermostat to reduce carbon dioxide production).

I live in Austin, Texas and it was around 97 Degrees out on Saturday the 17th of June when I saw the movie. Suddenly, everyone in the audience turns from Environmentalists to Irate Realists and start rebuking me. No, you idiot! Don't do that! Then, I agree not to talk to the management if everyone concedes to ride the bus home after the movie since it's an Ozone action day after all.

Sorry Gore, this suggestion also went no where fast. If saving the environment means sweating your ass off while watching your movie or riding the bus with bums, it's not going to happen. There's just got to be another way.

I left the movie all pumped up to continue to do my part to save the world. Unlike you loads, I ride my bike almost everywhere although I did drive to the movie. I have even been mocked by some kid with his buddies for riding my bike. He pointed at me and said, "Hey, look it's Environmentally Conscious White Guy riding his bike." That's right Gore. I'm giving up all coolness and being publicly ridiculed just to do my part to save the damn planet.

Well, I was all jazzed to save the environment until I picked up one of the Complimentary Movie Posters after the show. The poster must be made out of some sort of environmental soybean product because when I unrolled it in the parking lot to look at with my friend I couldn't roll it back up again without it getting crinkled.

I was considering getting the poster framed because I liked the movie so much. Now, I'm concerned if I do the damn poster will just dissolve because it's biodegradable and I'll be stuck with an empty frame. I'm just going to have the get the poster treated with environment killing chemicals to preserve it.

No. 10 On Gore's Ten Things To Do list from the movie: Spread The Word! Encourage your friends to see AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH.

Check climatecrisis the website for the movie for all the details.

Oh, my GOD! It's true! Forget the Carbon Dioxide Levels! Al Gore trendy? stylish? George Bush is President? IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD!

THE TOTAL MAN PACKAGE!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!