PRESIDENT BUSH PRANK CALLING?

-Former President Bush (That's President Bush's father) feels he's been completely vindicated for not going into Iraq in the first Gulf War since the current war has been a complete disaster. Apparently, Bush 41 has been personally prank calling all the Pundits, Politicians, Generals, Military Strategists, etc. who said he was wrong and hanging up. Bush 41 is saying something like, "It looks like President Bush's father wasn't such an idiot after all. It looks like he's a real genius for not going into Iraq huh". Then, he hangs up.

-The problem is that President Bush 41 isn't aware of caller ID and star 69 just like he wasn't aware of the electronic bar coding scanning devices in grocery supermarkets. So, now all these people Bush has prank called are calling Bush back to confirm his phone calls and Bush has the audacity to deny he made the calls. When these Pundits, Media networks, etc. say, "But President Bush the Caller Id says, President Bush 41." All Bush can say is, "READ MY LIPS! I didn't make those phone calls."

-Bush may have an Ace in the hole to cover his ass on this one. He can always just say it was Barbara (his wife you Jabronies) that made the calls. I'm pretty sure Barbara's voice comes close to a man's under voice graph analysis.

THE TOTAL MAN PACKAGE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!