Yoga Booty Ballet WHAT?

Okay Folks, here's the perfect system to work off those Holiday Pounds for the New Year (I wrote this for another blog in late December) It's called Yoga Booty Ballet. NEWSFLASH: It involves Yoga, Booty exercises, and Ballet. I'm not making this up. I was up at 3:20AM the other day and caught the Infomercial. It was on right before the Bosley Hair Transplant Infomercial.

NOW, DAMN IT! These early morning Infomercials are just another Perfect example of why I don't want the Bush Adminstration eavesdropping in on my life. Sure, I want people to know that I'm working out to Yoga Booty Ballet, getting Hair Transplants, using Propecia, Viagra, etc. If this gets out, not only could it be very embarrassing to me, but if all the other guys start doing what I'm doing there will be a Million TOTAL MAN PACKAGES out there for God's sake. Then, where's the novelty? I just can't lose my competitive edge (CLICK READ MORE)

Still believe I made all this Yoga Booty stuff up. Here's the website and NO, I'm not getting a cut: www.yogabooty.com By the way, I am almost certain the Yoga Booty Ballet System had a disclaimer saying, "Men must be at least METROSEXUAL to use this system".

THE TOTAL MAN PACKGAGE!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!