I'm Number 1 On GOOGLE & YAHOO!

My Column at: austinactors.net comes up as the first and second listing on Google and Yahoo for the search phrase: The Total Man Package. On Google, I'm number 1 out of 13,000,000 Websites. On Yahoo, I'm number 1 out of 11,900,000 Websites. I'm even still number one on both search engines without the, The. Now, that's just Pure Unadulterated POWER! I'm just going to have to start mentioning my Number 1 Status at Dinner parties(and every where else) to impress everyone. Now, all I have to do is get invited to a Dinner Party. I think all the other Websites with the Total Man Package search phrase are for Pro Wrestlers and Male Porn Stars(Click Read More)

THERE IS NO DEBATE! I have clearly taken over the Internet. Start worshiping me now before it's too late. It's like, "The Nature Boy Rick Flair" says, "To Be The Man, You've Got To Beat, You've Got To Beat,THE DAN" Oh no, Flair doesn't say MAN. He definitely says DAN. Listen closely the next time you GOONS are watching Wrestling.

Oh yeah, I know you don't watch Pro Wrestling just like you don't read my Columns and Blogs yet I'm number one on Google and Yahoo. WWE Wrestling is the number one Cable show yet no one admits to watching it each Monday Night. Sure, all the Millions of TVs are stuffed into my apartment hooked up the Nielsen ratings machines. You Idiots aren't fooling me! YOU'RE WATCHING PRO WRESTLING! SO, ADMIT IT! DAMN IT! Don't make me come to your house and put THE BOOTS TO YA! Hey, if you admit you're in the Denial Stage, aren't you really in the Acceptance Stage? I digress again.

Take Care! THE TOTAL MAN PACKAGE!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!