High School Kid In Irag- NOT WHAT IT SEEMS!

I friend of mine just said, "That High School Kid that just got back from Iraq(Farris Hassan, a 16-year-old from Florida,) He's the Bomb" I said, "He's the bomb all right. He might actually be a human bomb." Think about it. I just can't believe it's that easy to get out of Iraq. If it's so easy, how come we can't get our troops out? David Letterman said something like, "The kids got an exit strategy, but the Bush Administration doesn't".

I bet the first thing that kid did when he got home was to take off his shirt and show his father a bomb duck tapped to his chest ,by an Insurgent, with a chilling tale about how it's going to go off, in the next 72hrs, if they don't wire a hundred thousand dollars back to Iraq. Now, this kids poor family doesn't know whether to cut the red wire or green wire on his suicide bomb or to just pay the Damn Ransom.

Hell, these Insurgents might even have a more sinister plan. With all the publicity this kid is getting, they might be hoping he'll get an audience with the President and then they'll ignite the bomb. I'm calling the Secret Service. Don't worry! THE TOTAL MAN PACKAGE IS ON THE JOB! I WILL THWART THE EVIL DOERS PLANS!!!

Take Care! THE TOTAL MAN PACKAGE!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!